The American and European people are heavily swayed by the mass media that is supporting the USA strategy of resolving these threats through war. We have quickly developed an innate self-censorship in order to survive this crazed and fragile state of existence. People are now afraid to speak their mind for fear of repercussions. If Bin Laden is a crazed fanatic, mass murderer, are we to assume that George Bush is a wonderful leader? If Moslems are perceived as terrorists, then are all Christians and Jews doing the right thing?

The world is in need of a film that is tougher in it’s humorous mockery of the globe than “SOUTH PARK“. The audience is ready to approach this type of satire with live actors rather than cartoons. “POSTAL” will not accept any form of censorship.

Our present political situation is intolerable. We have deranged religious fanatics on one hand and lobbyists from the oil and weapon industries on the other hand. Both sides are actively working at destroying the planet. This world is slowly dying due to global warming and pollution caused by man’s corporate greed and stupidity. If intelligent people do not stop this madness, then our grandchildren will not experience life.

“POSTAL” will insult all cultures, religions, political groups and leaders. No one will be spared. The film is intended to provoke thought, laughter and open debate. Our world is out of balance and “POSTAL” will reflect just how fucked up we are.

I see myself as a member of the world community. I have no religious affiliation. Religion has often been a catalyst for the many crimes and wars throughout history. Religion allows people the opportunity to blame their actions on a higher source. We live in a world that is sensitive to people’s religious beliefs. How ironic that non-religious groups fail to receive the same level of sensitivity from the establishment.

I agree with Salman Rushdie who said a few months ago in an interview something to the affect that we don’t want to hurt your feelings because you are religious.… who thinks about the daily insults non-religious people are getting? How can the President of the United States think, that Adam and Eve were created by God, but Darwin is bullshit? How can they teach this in certain American states? This is an insult to everyone with an IQ over 100!

Apart from the firemen and rescuers of 911, how about the victims of the September 11th attacks that are now being labelled as heroes? I say that they were not heroes at all. They died in a terrorist attack. They were normal people and did nothing heroic but dying an unfortunate death.

Since September 11th, more than ONE MILLION AFRICANS, JEWS and ARABS have died in terrorist’s attacks, civil wars and wars. Their lives and deaths were not featured by the mass media. Does this mean that their lives had less value than the life of a NY stockbroker dying in the World Trade Centre?

It’s time to wake up!

May “POSTAL” shock, stir, offend and entertain you!

Uwe Boll

The Islamistic Anti Doping Agency (ISADA) has opened a preliminary proceeding against Mohammad Atta, one of the terrorist involved in the 9/11 attacks on World Trade Center. In an issue of „Burka Beautys“, a magazine found in Attas Hamburg flat, ISADA investigators found traces of sperm from Atta tested positive on Ecstasy, Cocaine and incense.

Atta now risks losing his Martyr status. One of the first reactions after the publication of the investigation results has been the demand made by conservative Iranian priests for calling back Atta from paradise.

During further investigations a never-seen-before-video has been discovered taken from the cockpit of the first hijacked plane to hit the World Trade Center. This astonishing video shows both hijackers having a dispute about the total number of willing virgins in paradise, asking Osama Bin Laden for advice and refusing to commit suicide. Furthermore the video provides evidence to confirm that rioting passengers violently stormed the cockpit, the plane was thrown from its course and crashed into the tower.

Also taped: Mohammad Atta fear losing his Martyr status.

According to international standards for suicide bombers and islamic holy warriors the clear voluntariness of taking one’s own life is a pre-requisite for admission into paradise and an implicit requirement for any claim to virgins.

We see in front of us all that hurricans, floods, the melting of the arctis and our answer is to buy the new PICK UP TRUCK who needs 25 litres of fuel on 100 miles.

We blame nearly everybody in the Middle East that they working on terrorist plans etc. – but we would never do anything against SAUDI ARABIA – even it is proven that they are the BIGGEST SUPPORTERS AND FINANCERS OF Al Kaeda.

This is the reason that we have in POSTAL a new political party:

the FUCK YOU PARTY and I will run for President.

If Arnold from Austria can be Governor – I can be President. Only 40% of the Americans vote – there is a reason for that: the Democrats and Republicans are not representing the people anymore!

A journalist ( Robert Pino ) who wrote something about POSTAL: The movie, Uwe hopes, will be his opportunity to change the world.

“It is funny and I think it can be a very important movie.”

From satirizing the president’s bumbling nature, to including Osama bin Laden as one of the main characters, Uwe is pulling no stops.

“Back with the Monty Python movies, nobody was scared about the reaction. They did it because it was funny, and they didn’t give a shit about the reaction… we cannot accept censorship from religiously fanatic people. It’s not acceptable to say ‘Oh, we cannot make that gag or make fun of that real world event, because we have to fear that some terrorist is coming!”

It isn’t as if Uwe expects his message to be received with open arms.

“With all of the political incorrect things we have in the movie, maybe there will be some scandal. It depends on who gets more pissed off, which I don’t know because we piss everybody off… fundamental Christians, the Bush Administration… I think it’s important to make a movie that’s offensive to everybody, and not just one group.”

Still, he hopes everyone will at least give it a chance.

“Even if you hated Alone in the Dark or House of the Dead, go see Postal with a fresh view.”
He continues, “Focus not on the person, but the movie. Don’t say, ‘Oh, God, an Uwe Boll movie, so I have to find something bad in it!”

Give Postal a chance!

By returning to the comedic roots of his first movie, Uwe has found the perfect route to deliver his anti-censorship message. Though Postal is guaranteed to stir up controversy, it might just be for the best; its satirical take on the world around us is greatly needed in today’s world of fear.

Uwe Boll is definitely on to something with Postal.

For a long time it was only a rumour. Now German Scandal-director Uwe Boll has officially confessed:
“Yes! My films are financed with Nazi-Gold”,
Uwe announced during a press conference at the Cannes Film Festival on the occasion of his newest work “Postal”.

It was his grandfather who had given him the idea by secretly slipping larger sums of money to little Uwe. Using this money Boll financed his first film experiment. “For a long time I didn’t think about where the money from Granddaddy came from”, Uwe Boll admitted. “Then one day I asked him directly about the source of the money, and Granddad confessed that he earned it during his time as a guard in a German concentration camp.”

Boll explained, that friends of his grandfather not only provided him access to large sums of money but also provided him contacts to German Investors from South America. “Nobody wanted the money then. I just thought: Someone has to do something with it”, admitted Boll.

Whether Uwe Boll and his investors can rejoice together over the revenues from his new film is not yet clear. As the “Jewish Claims Conference” announced yesterday at a press conference summoned by the organisation itself in New York, they would assert their claim to all proceeds.